1 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,679 Aunt Ada: A wedding, 2 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:22,159 a special day where dreams come true, 3 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:26,759 a celebration of love and commitment... 4 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,959 in the company of family... 5 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,399 and dear friends. 6 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,079 Unless... 7 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,479 a deadly crime... 8 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:45,199 turns it into something much... more... 9 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,799 nightmarish... 10 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,559 Bingo did it. 11 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:58,399 - I'm so sorry! - What the fuck! 12 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,239 - What the fuck! - You were having a nightmare, 13 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:01,799 - and you were shouting. - Oh, my God. 14 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,919 - I didn't wanna wake you. - Oh, my God. 15 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:08,479 Oh, my God. 16 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,239 It was so horrible. 17 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,959 Let me guess-- about bunnies? 18 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:14,559 Yeah. 19 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,599 What time is it? 20 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,560 Just gone half 6:00. 21 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:25,039 Oh, my God, have you slept? 22 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:28,279 Not really. I had to treat it like a book. 23 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,440 And I've also always secretly wanted to do a murder wall. 24 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,799 I mean, it's colour coordinated? 25 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,399 Well, obviously. 26 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,319 Oh, and also, your, erm... 27 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:40,359 your phone keeps ringing. 28 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,679 Well, it can wait. 29 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:54,959 Because we have a job to do. 30 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,799 Come on. 31 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,479 So... when were you gonna tell us 32 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,839 that you withheld evidence from the scene of a crime? 33 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:21,479 - Um... - I mean, I guess now. 34 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,479 And we just wanna outline why Bingo isn't the murderer and-- 35 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,279 And I don't like it when people tell me how to do my job. 36 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,039 Okay, but the bunny costume in the photo-- 37 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,479 it has all its buttons on it. 38 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:31,839 Which means that there were two rabbits, 39 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:33,319 and therefore, Bingo is being framed. 40 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,479 Well, that photo, which you shouldn't have, 41 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,479 is blurry at best. 42 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,759 And we checked Bingo's costume. There is a button missing. 43 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,159 Still, it's probably worth looking into. 44 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,919 - Or-- Or not. - Yeah, but I was being followed last night 45 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:47,919 because I guess we were on to them. 46 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,639 And did they threaten you or...? 47 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,079 I don't know, he just disappeared. 48 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,119 I threw some Tic Tacs at him. And... 49 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,199 What other evidence do you have that proves that Bingo did it? 50 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,319 Well, this isn't an open Q and A, 51 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,399 but since you think I'm clearly incompetent, 52 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,799 there was a lover's code that only Bingo and Tatiana knew. 53 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,679 Now, that code was used to set up a meeting 54 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,439 in the cloak room at midnight. 55 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,959 Then Bingo used Tatiana's phone to divert the meeting, 56 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,279 giving himself a flimsy alibi. 57 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,519 Tatiana didn't have her phone in the toilet. 58 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,239 Exactly. Because he did. 59 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,639 So, Bingo had Tatiana's phone on him when-- 60 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,199 - when you arrested him? - No. 61 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,279 But then murderers don't usually keep evidence on them. 62 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,879 You learn that at detective school. 63 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,239 Look, Bingo had the means, 64 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,999 the motive, and not forgetting the fact 65 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,559 that the victim told you to your face 66 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,079 Bingo did it. 67 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,599 But that doesn't mean it was definitely him. 68 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:35,799 Well, we will look into it. 69 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,279 All of it. 70 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,119 But if you decide to keep playing cops and robbers, 71 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,999 I will make your little game a reality 72 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,879 and arrest you for wasting police time. 73 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,640 Do I make myself clear? 74 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,440 - Yeah. - Good. Show them out, Draper. 75 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,319 Thanks for this. 76 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,479 Um, by the way, I hope you don't mind me saying, 77 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:02,719 but I'm a huge fan of your books. 78 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:06,639 - I love Di Dashford. - Oh, yeah. Wow. Thank you. 79 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,439 I mean, loads of your so-called fans, 80 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,199 they've all dropped off because it's been so long 81 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,879 since your last book. 82 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,440 But us diehards, we... we know you can do it. 83 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,399 - That was a disaster. - Yeah. 84 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:23,679 We need help. 85 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,359 I know the perfect person. 86 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,719 Bye. 87 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,519 Oh, my God, you did not tell me 88 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,879 that your aunt was at Sunny Ridge. 89 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,879 This is like heaven for theatrical has-beens. 90 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,799 Oi, less of the has-beens. 91 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,399 - Sorry. - Aunt Ada. This is... 92 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,079 Tuppence Cowley, 93 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,199 precocious younger sister, daughter of a vicar, 94 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,639 hence the need to rebel, and a Bundeba-- 95 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:55,799 whatever that means. 96 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,239 Ooh. How did you know? 97 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,199 - It's her party trick. - Er, hello. 98 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,039 You have social media. 99 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,559 Now, why do you both look 100 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:06,319 like you've hit an investigative dead end? 101 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,119 So basically, that's everything. 102 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,839 And we're a bit lost. 103 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:14,639 I see. 104 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:18,039 Ah! Fresh meat. 105 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,439 The regulars get all excited, 106 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,639 figure out if she's worth fighting over for Bridge. 107 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,040 Pathetic. 108 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,079 Well, darlings, it's like my mother used to say, 109 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,600 you can't pickle a pig and darn your stockings at the same time. 110 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,240 You can't do two things at once. 111 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:42,599 What is your most direct route to freeing your friend? 112 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,279 Finding the other bunny. 113 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:45,879 Because if we find the other costume, 114 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,399 then the police have to listen to us. 115 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,319 Exactly. I knew you'd get there. 116 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,919 Just didn't think it would take quite so long. 117 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:56,159 But where do we even start to look for it? 118 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,039 Come on, lovelies. 119 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,399 It's like when you lose anything as a child. 120 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,720 Where did you last see it? 121 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,639 Okay, I remember there was a dumpster by the staff entrance, 122 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,119 so let's just start there. 123 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,399 Oh, hello! Yoo-hoo! 124 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:20,239 The wedding tours start this way, please. 125 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,479 Yes. We're really excited. 126 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,279 Just follow my lead. 127 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,359 Okay. 128 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,919 Seems you're our only couple. 129 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,080 I wonder why. 130 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,799 So, as you can see, 131 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:42,399 you can decorate the venue to suit your own personal taste. 132 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:52,879 Can I just say, you make a lovely couple. 133 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,439 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 134 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:55,879 How long have you been together? 135 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:58,839 Oh, um, we, um, met at university. 136 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:02,839 First love. Oh, powerful. 137 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,360 Come. 138 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:13,399 Flamingos. The lovers' code. 139 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,239 - Don't you see? - No. 140 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,959 The police said that Bingo had Tatiana's phone 141 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,839 and sent himself a flimsy alibi, right? 142 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:21,919 - Okay. - Right, but I was with him when he got that text, 143 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:25,519 which was a flamingo emoji, like, multiple times. 144 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,679 Which must have meant meet at the flamingos at midnight. 145 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,839 But he can't have sent himself that text. 146 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,639 It was someone else making sure he was out of the way during the murder. 147 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,839 - Further proof he was being framed. - Yes. 148 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:40,679 Are we saying yes then? 149 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,919 - Absolutely. - Oh! Great. 150 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,120 My fiancé is gonna deal with the paperwork. 151 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:51,839 Great. Very good. If you just... 152 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:54,040 - Sure. - ...sit there. 153 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,639 Well, I hope you're okay with a December wedding. 154 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:12,119 Uh, well, I've already had a summer one, so why not? 155 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,479 Um, no bunny outfit, by the way. 156 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,279 The police probably already combed the place. 157 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,239 Mm. 158 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,479 Maybe this is a waste of time. 159 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:43,879 Er, excuse me. 160 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:45,519 Shit. 161 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:46,759 Are you health and safety? 162 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,119 You better believe it. 163 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:49,839 I-It's not my fault. 164 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,239 The venue can't take that much rubbish. 165 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,639 And you know these parties-- 166 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,279 no one eats any of the food, so... 167 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,439 So you take the rubbish round here? 168 00:08:56,440 --> 00:09:00,119 Well, yeah. Sorry. It won't happen again. 169 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,519 No, it won't. Now scram. 170 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:06,079 Before we report you for Section 27. 171 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,359 An order against dogs in the workplace? 172 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,680 - Mm-hmm. - She's not even bluffing. 173 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:17,519 Do we look like we work for the council? 174 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:20,840 Well, you do. 175 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,959 Come on in. The rubbish is warm. 176 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,959 Maybe you're right. Maybe we should just leave this. 177 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,519 I mean... 178 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,159 Wait. What's that? 179 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:52,560 Come here. 180 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,120 Oh! 181 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,360 Holy smokes. 182 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,519 The other bunny costume. 183 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,439 And proof that Bingo was framed. 184 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,239 - You're welcome. - Oh, my God. 185 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:12,159 Uh, I mean, okay, yeah. 186 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:15,760 I will, um, file this, and I will get on it. 187 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,279 DI Merriot! 188 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,239 Hello. 189 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,239 Marco? 190 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,959 Oh, Marco from Uber. 191 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:31,519 Hi. Yeah, um, I think I left my bag in your car the other night. 192 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,640 Yeah, I was, um, I was dressed as the Cheshire Cat. 193 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,159 Are you sure? 194 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,200 Okay. 195 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,799 Lina didn't get the Uber. 196 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,399 She doesn't have an alibi. 197 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,799 Wait, am I being Andrei again? cos I have some thoughts about my character. 198 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,399 - Gone? Where have they gone? 199 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,199 They have been disposed of. 200 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,359 No, no, no! They're my wife's possessions. 201 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,519 Find them for me. Give them back, for God's sake. 202 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,520 Seb. 203 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:08,239 That's not what this is really about, is it? 204 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,999 Why don't you just come with me? 205 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,879 Have a little chat in the office? 206 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,480 You can stop hiding behind the plant now. 207 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,839 Sorry. It's just, um... 208 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,200 I don't care. 209 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,479 All of that over his wife's stapler? 210 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,839 Totally weird. 211 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,559 But then again, you would be super messed up 212 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:39,399 if you found out your wife was slyly shagging your mate. 213 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,199 I mean, 214 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,319 let's not slut shame the dead. 215 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,479 Oh. 216 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,599 Could we see Lina Weaver, please? 217 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,119 Well, she hasn't shown up for work. 218 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:51,479 Pulled a sickie, which, thank God, 219 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:55,159 cos she was the one that got rid of his wife's stuff. 220 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,759 Oh, okay. Um, yeah. 221 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,719 Do you know what? That, um, is actually... 222 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,119 That's actually a real shame, 223 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,239 because we really needed to tell her something. 224 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,479 Yeah. 225 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:17,039 Um, and it would be really great if there was somebody 226 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,039 that could just give us her address. 227 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,399 Oh. 228 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:25,959 Oh, my God, I really love your nails. 229 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,999 Ah. Look at that colour. 230 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,479 I run my own side hustle. 231 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:34,559 But maybe we could help each other out. 232 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,879 I can't believe this is it. 233 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,559 We're actually about to apprehend the killer. 234 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,919 Okay, let's really think about our game plan. 235 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,679 Stop! Murderer! 236 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,279 Or that. 237 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,239 Lina, why did you lie about getting into that Uber? 238 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,439 Hey! 239 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:00,119 Listen, we could do this all day. 240 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,519 Fine. 241 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,479 I got out of the Uber at the last minute 242 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:07,039 so I could talk to him-- Simon-- about the situation. 243 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,399 The situation of you being Tatiana's troll. 244 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,879 He was furious, told me to leave, 245 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,239 so I wandered around for a bit, 246 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,999 which is a crap alibi, so I lied. 247 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,479 And now you're doing a runner? 248 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,999 No. I can't stay here. It's not safe. 249 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,039 - They're watching me. - What do you mean? 250 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:28,839 Er, Simon told me to get rid of Tatiana's work things, so I did. 251 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:33,039 But I-I maybe found something that I shouldn't have. 252 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,559 Such as... 253 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,319 I found this password. 254 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:42,799 I thought it was Tatiana's client database. 255 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,959 She's so stingy, she never shares her contacts. 256 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,799 So I used it on her work computer. 257 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,039 - And... - And what? 258 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,519 It all made sense suddenly. 259 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,319 I mean, I thought she was Simon's favourite 260 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,920 because she flirted with him, but it was so much more. 261 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,639 They were in it together. 262 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,159 In what? 263 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,799 Where's her laptop now? 264 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:11,279 I got rid of it all like Simon told me to, but I-I-I... 265 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,439 He must have seen what I was doing or found out somehow. 266 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,999 And he's sent some guy after me 267 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,039 and following me around on a motorbike, 268 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:23,359 which is why I have to get out right now. 269 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,079 - Because it's not safe. - You can't, you can't. 270 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,559 You have to tell the police about this. 271 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,679 Yeah. I mean, think about Tatiana. 272 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,039 You owe her. 273 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,919 I've 274 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,479 always loved "Alice in Wonderland", 275 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,239 but I forgot it's not a nice story. 276 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,440 It is a fucking nightmare. 277 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,039 Just be careful, or you'll end up like her. 278 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,360 Okay. 279 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:18,239 Do you think Simon could be our killer? 280 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,439 If he's Lina's alibi, she is his. 281 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,879 - Then he can't have done it. - Yeah, but it doesn't mean he didn't plan it. 282 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,359 I mean, what do we think the password reveals, anyway? 283 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,959 As far as I could Google, 284 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:32,319 he's just your usual property mogul with dodgy morals, 285 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,319 a penchant for fraudulent charity, and an OBE 286 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,559 It must have been highly illegal 287 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,679 to make Lina scared like that. 288 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,079 Yeah. That's true. 289 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,079 Come on, let's get looking. 290 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,199 She must have left the password here somewhere. 291 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,359 - Okay. - Okay. 292 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,360 Let's have a look. 293 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,719 You just, like, checking to see if she has one of her books? 294 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,919 - No. - Yes, you are. 295 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,879 No, I am absolutely not doing that. 296 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,839 - Look at you. 297 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:08,999 She's got your favourite book. 298 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,319 "Middlemarch". 299 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,199 Oh. 300 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,759 Yep. I always lied about reading that at Uni. 301 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,439 I know you did. Drove me up the wall. 302 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,399 The lecturers loved you, but you did none of the work. 303 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,279 It's because I was too busy, you know, partying, 304 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,839 being cool, like you're supposed to. 305 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,799 - Loser. - Hey, I was cool... 306 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,359 - Were you? - ...ish. 307 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:32,679 I mean, you thought you were cool. 308 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:35,239 Excuse me. You can't talk. You had monogrammed stationery. 309 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,719 - How did we ever get together? 310 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,479 Such a car crash. 311 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:40,720 Terrible idea. 312 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:54,719 Er... Tommy. 313 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,279 Hmm? 314 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,239 Oh, my God. 315 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,479 Where's one of those hackers from a kid's film 316 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,760 when you need one? 317 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,919 Without Tatiana's work laptop, we're stuck. 318 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,160 And the police don't even have her phone. 319 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,879 - What? - Tatiana's phone. I'm an idiot. 320 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,319 Sh-- She-- She ca-- She called her phone from-- 321 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,759 from my phone when we were in the toilet. 322 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,359 Like, I-I have her number. 323 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,839 What are you doing? 324 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,159 The murderer would have thrown it away. 325 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,759 You heard what Merriot said. 326 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,799 Can't hurt to try. 327 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,839 Voicemail. 328 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,639 "I know what you did." 329 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,439 Tuppence, what-- Are you sure about this? 330 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,239 - Just think, please. - Tommy, there's a grey tick. 331 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,599 That's another tick. They kept it on. 332 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,039 They still have it. 333 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,879 Answer it, can you... 334 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,199 - Answer the bloody thing. - No. I don't want to. 335 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,919 - Go on, go on. - What do I...? 336 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,719 - Just pick it up. - Okay. 337 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,999 Ju-- 338 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,439 Hello? 339 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,079 Oh, no, no, no, no. 340 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,199 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. I haven't forgotten. 341 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,799 No, no, no, of course I haven't forgotten. 342 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,199 I'm almost there. I'm almost there. 343 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,799 Where are you going? We're still on the case. 344 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,719 And you just texted a murderer. Tuppence! 345 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,199 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 346 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,839 Aunty, you're 13.8 minutes late. 347 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,679 I'm sorry, Liberty. 348 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,079 Mum is going to be really cross with you. 349 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,359 I am aware, Verity, I am aware. 350 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,799 Let's just... 351 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:19,039 get you home before mum has MI6 take me out. 352 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,559 Right. Let's run. 353 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,560 Okay. Left. Turn here. 354 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,959 Go on. 355 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,600 Just stay there one sec. 356 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,320 Off you go. 357 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,879 I was only a few minutes late. 358 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,039 - Don't even. - Hey, is that Tupp? 359 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,039 - I've made dinner. - Oh, hey, Charlie! 360 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,159 - Well, shall we go and eat, then, or-- - Dinner can wait. 361 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,679 Right. 362 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,079 What is going on here, Tuppence? 363 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:57,039 I don't understand why you're still staying in my house. 364 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,959 That's a bit harsh. 365 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:02,320 I j-- I just need a little bit more time to think. 366 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,559 What's with all the flowers? 367 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:06,919 They're from your husband. 368 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,439 Do you remember him? 369 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,640 Tuppence, what is the plan here? 370 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,119 Are you going back to LA or are you breaking up? 371 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,199 Constance, first of all, back off. 372 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,399 I'm not the government. 373 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,799 I don't need you to make me a plan. 374 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,359 Then stop running away! 375 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,119 And start acting like you've got one. 376 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,479 Because it's not fair on me. 377 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,359 And it's certainly not fair on Julius. 378 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:31,919 So make a decision, and make it soon, 379 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,240 or I'll tell Mum and Dad. 380 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,759 That is a low blow. 381 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,119 I'm being serious. 382 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,879 Now come on, let's go and eat. 383 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,439 No, I've actually lost my appetite. Thanks. 384 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,639 Oh, come on, don't sulk like a kid. 385 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:46,959 I'm not sulking. 386 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,919 Oi, you two are meant to be asleep. 387 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,999 It's important to be up to date with current affairs. 388 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,399 Okay, yeah, sometimes you guys freak me out. 389 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,559 ...super difficult time, which is why I'm writing a book 390 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:25,760 about my experience as Alice in a not-so wonderland. 391 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,439 It was supposed to be my night. 392 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:33,039 I mean, I planned the whole thing. 393 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,079 I love all things "Alice in Wonderland", 394 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:38,399 and my book will be similar to Lewis Carroll's. 395 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,879 Where'd you go? 396 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,039 I'm sending you something now, okay? Watch it. 397 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:55,159 I love all things "Alice in Wonderland", 398 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,759 and my book will be similar to Lewis Carroll's. 399 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:02,799 A lonely girl caught up in the madness of a murder trial. 400 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,799 Are you seeing this? 401 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,279 Like it's that easy to write a book. 402 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,519 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, 403 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,639 I know you said it couldn't be Alice 404 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,359 because the murder ruined her big moment, right? 405 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:15,839 But what if instead, it gives her her moment? 406 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,599 I mean, like she said, she planned the whole thing. 407 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,160 I know Simon is our number one suspect, but... 408 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,679 Wait. I have an idea. 409 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,520 Okay, Cowley, I'm all yours. 410 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,879 Okay, um, I will text you in the morning where to meet. 411 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,639 Okay. Night, Tommy. 412 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,559 Bye, Tuppence. 413 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,599 We thought your husband... 414 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,599 Was called Julius. 415 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,159 Writer's block's finally gone, then? 416 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,519 Just an idea. 417 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:58,639 I think Detective Dashford needs a partner. 418 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,639 - Ooh. - Like, a work partner. 419 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,479 Another detective. 420 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,240 And what about your partner? 421 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,599 Tuppence. 422 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,479 So wait, if she's married to this rich bloke, 423 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,159 what's she doing here, then? 424 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,799 I don't know, Albert. 425 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,279 Why don't you ask her out? 426 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,999 That's clearly vibes. 427 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,919 Mm. 428 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,600 I need to get back to work. 429 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,759 Have you ever heard of a little-known concept 430 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,839 called YOLO? 431 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,839 - Yeah, shall we... - Swap. 432 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,719 - Yeah. 433 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,759 - So... - So... 434 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:42,519 Right, turns out Alice shared every single minute detail 435 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,359 of the wedding journey, 436 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,159 including where she was getting her and Bingo's outfits. 437 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,879 - Wow. - Yeah. 438 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,159 I bet you enjoyed that doom scroll down the rabbit hole. 439 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,119 Needs must. Come on. 440 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,679 I think we're in the right place. 441 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,240 Sorry. 442 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,039 How can I help? 443 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:39,159 Did you rent two of these bunny costumes recently 444 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,320 to this person? 445 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:46,159 We do make customers sign a deposit waiver, 446 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,400 so technically, there should be a record. 447 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:54,039 You wouldn't believe the indecent things 448 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,240 some people get up to in these costumes. 449 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,799 But I'm afraid I can't disclose customer information. 450 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,360 If that's everything? 451 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:12,239 Oh, my God. 452 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:16,279 Is that the costume worn by Blanche DuBois 453 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,079 in that seminal production of "Streetcar" 454 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,599 that was in the car park? 455 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:20,920 It is. 456 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,039 It's a personal favourite of mine. 457 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,199 Display only, of course. 458 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,719 Wow. That is amazing. 459 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,399 Sales Assistant: Not many people know this, but... 460 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,920 I mean, you-- you can completely tell. 461 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,079 I never want to hear about stitch patterns ever again. 462 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,639 - Did you get it? - Thanks to you. 463 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:54,919 You hate hurting books, though. 464 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,319 I know, but it was worth it. Look. 465 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,400 - Okay. - Right. 466 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:04,159 Alice signed her name here. One bunny costume. 467 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,759 But more importantly, there's another one further down. 468 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,999 - Carroll Lewis. - As in... 469 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,079 - Lewis Carroll. - The author of "Alice in Wonderland". 470 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,959 She was using an alias. 471 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,399 But how do we prove that? 472 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,839 Because even if Alice was wearing a disguise 473 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,119 when she got the second bunny costume, 474 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,319 - right? - Yeah. 475 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,999 Look here. She signed as Alice. 476 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,679 - Yeah. - She signed as Lewis. 477 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,400 - Yeah. - Notice anything? 478 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,799 - The hearts. - She dots her I's with hearts. 479 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,599 It's her trademark. She didn't even think to change it. 480 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,040 We've got her. 481 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,640 They got here quick. 482 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,879 No. No, but it wasn't even... 483 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,879 It wasn't even me. I didn't even do it. 484 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,439 Shut up and don't say anything. 485 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,079 I'll see you down at the station in a bit, okay? 486 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,600 Right. Come on. 487 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,360 I'm not done with you two. 488 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,799 Still don't trust him. 489 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,160 Likewise. 490 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,799 Thank you. 491 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,879 That tip off about the extra costume was just what we needed. 492 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,039 - What else did you find on her? - Her book. 493 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,239 She'd already written half of it before the crime even took place. 494 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,120 Half of it? That's loads. 495 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,159 I mean, uh, uh, Bingo can... he can come home now, right? 496 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,199 Yeah, and we can get justice for Tatiana. 497 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,599 Hopefully. 498 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:22,639 Um, I also found this in Alice's bedroom. 499 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,119 Where'd she get that? 500 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,439 Yeah, that would be my fault. 501 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:26,839 That must have fallen out of my pocket 502 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,199 when I was throwing shoes at the dog. 503 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,119 I didn't hurt the dog, guys. 504 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,599 I just thought maybe that's why 505 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,559 someone followed you the other night. 506 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,199 Has your address on it. 507 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,519 - Sorry. - Yeah. 508 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,719 Rookie mistake. 509 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,200 Bye. 510 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,639 That's it. 511 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,479 It's over. 512 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,039 You did it, Tuppence. 513 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,520 No, we did it. 514 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,239 So what now? 515 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:19,040 I think I have to go home. 516 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:21,919 - To LA? - Yeah. 517 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,960 Julius booked me a flight, erm, for tonight. 518 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,480 I was gonna tell you, and I just didn't know... 519 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,359 Erm, well, you should probably get going then. 520 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,319 We should grab your stuff from my flat. 521 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,600 I'll be quick. 522 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,679 - Albert! - Oh, my gosh. 523 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:53,039 - Are you okay? 524 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,880 I'm so sorry, Tommy. 525 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,119 What happened? 526 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,999 I heard a noise upstairs, 527 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,359 so I came to see what was going on. 528 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,719 The place was completely ransacked. 529 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:12,159 And then somebody in a motorbike helmet pushed me out of the way. 530 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,520 I KO'd and they legged it. 531 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,759 - I'm such an idiot. - No, you're not. 532 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,319 I'm so, so sorry that this has happened. 533 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,479 It's not your fault. 534 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:25,719 You know, the weird thing is, 535 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:26,839 nothing seems to have been taken. 536 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,479 So what did they want? 537 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:33,119 Oh, and Tommy, I'm so sorry. 538 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,640 They've ruined your book wall. 539 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,319 Nothing's really broken. 540 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,160 It's just messy. 541 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:48,719 We got Alice. We just didn't... We didn't get Motorbike Man. 542 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,399 What do you think he was looking for in here? 543 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,959 Password. Lina said he was following her. 544 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,759 Perhaps he saw us in her flat. 545 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,679 Saw me leaving this morning. 546 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,280 Shit. He has it. 547 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,239 Safe keeping. 548 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,440 Genius. 549 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,679 Okay, so if he was looking for the password, 550 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,279 then this is about Simon and Tatiana's secret business. 551 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,919 Cos that's what the password unlocked, right? 552 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,119 Yeah. So Motorbike Man is him. 553 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,079 - Yeah. Yeah.- It's Simon. 554 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,799 And he-- he-- he did plan this. 555 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,759 He just used his... 556 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,559 He just used his daughter to actually do it. 557 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,000 Partners in crime. 558 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,159 - What are you doing? - If Simon's the murderer, 559 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,119 - then he has Tatiana's phone. - You're not texting him now. 560 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,719 - Stop. Stop! - This will lead us straight to him. 561 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,479 Then we can track him down and we can-- 562 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,079 Are you mad? 563 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,519 He nearly killed Albert because of us. 564 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,239 Because of you, actually. 565 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,559 What? Albert's downstairs. He's fine. 566 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,919 If you had just listened to me and put the business cards 567 00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,639 back in the first place, they wouldn't have come here. 568 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,199 I didn't know that this was going to happen. 569 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,039 Yeah. And you were texting him yesterday. 570 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,959 You were goading him. No wonder they wrecked the place. 571 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,239 - You wanted to crack the case as well. - Yeah, of course I do. 572 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,199 But you always do this. You rush into things without thinking. 573 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,079 - You don't listen. - You are not better than me 574 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,080 because you play it safe, Tommy! 575 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,959 Fuck! Fuck! 576 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,279 Yeah. I'm gonna call the police. 577 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,719 And, um... 578 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,439 Yeah, you should go and catch your flight. 579 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,919 Yeah. You're right. 580 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,200 There's nothing keeping me here, is there? 581 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,560 Police, please. 582 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,800 Tuppence? 583 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,320 Oh, Tuppence. 584 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,840 Please tell me you're not going after Simon alone. 585 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,920 Well, you better catch up, then. 586 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,760 Oh, shit. 587 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,999 Oh, fuck. 588 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,479 Here, darling, have this. 589 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,639 If you take the helmet off, I'll give you what you want... 590 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:54,680 Seb. 591 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,439 Tuppence. 592 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,439 It is you. 593 00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,639 - What? - It's you. 594 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,639 What do you mean? 595 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,439 You're the killer. 596 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,999 No, no, no, no, no, no, okay, you've got this all wrong. 597 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,359 - Okay? - No. 598 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,039 No, you're the one that was following us. 599 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,959 - Yeah. - You followed Lina. You attacked Albert. 600 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,519 Yes, because I had to warn you off, okay? 601 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,239 You need to give me the password, 602 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,919 and you need to get ou-- We both need to get out of here, okay? 603 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,839 I would never touch Tatiana, okay? 604 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,679 I loved Tatiana. All right? 605 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,199 Alice did this, and now her father is going to get away 606 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,079 with everything he stole. - Don't come any closer. 607 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,280 Okay. 608 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,639 So you found out about the affair, 609 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,359 and you told Alice about it. 610 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,159 Okay, you are so wrong here. Please just listen-- 611 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,640 I said don't move. 612 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,839 You convinced Alice to have a themed wedding. 613 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,880 Perfect for wearing a disguise, right? 614 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,680 You made sure that she bought the second costume. 615 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,399 I mean, the cake cutting moment 616 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,319 meant there was a ready-made murder weapon at easy Reach. 617 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,719 You and Alice, you both took your partner's phones, 618 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:55,920 and you-- you used their own hookup codes against them. 619 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,919 Oh, my God, you are so way out of your depth here. 620 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,519 - Please just-- - No, 621 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,119 when everyone else was watching the fireworks 622 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,639 you put on the second bunny costume. 623 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:09,919 You took the knife from the cake. 624 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,199 You walked to the cloakroom 625 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,199 where Tatiana was waiting for Bingo. 626 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,080 Do you know what's especially cruel about it? 627 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,079 You made her think 628 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,359 that the man that she really loved had turned on her. 629 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,959 And then I'm guessing you-- 630 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,599 you texted Bingo from Tatiana's phone 631 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:30,839 saying "Change of plan. 632 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,239 Meet in the cloakroom now," 633 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,520 drawing him towards the murder scene. 634 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,879 This is absolute nonsense. 635 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,279 You had to take off the costume, didn't you? 636 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,519 That was when you realised 637 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,359 that Tatiana had grabbed the button off. 638 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,199 But you didn't have time to go back and get it, right, 639 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,999 because you had to leave the costume in the Dumpster 640 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,559 that Alice could get rid of. 641 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,760 But she wasn't able to because it had been moved. 642 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:58,439 So then when-- when Bingo was being arrested, you knew, 643 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,199 you knew you had to find a way to grab that button 644 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,559 off the bunny costume. 645 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,399 And so you played the devastated husband. 646 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,200 What the fuck did you do, huh? Huh? 647 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,599 And you're still doing it now, right? 648 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,039 Okay. Please, just listen to me. 649 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,479 Please just listen. Listen to me. 650 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,359 You listen to me, okay? 651 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,679 You killed Tatiana, the woman who no longer loved you. 652 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,279 And you framed the man that you hated. 653 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,479 Her lover, Bingo. 654 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,639 And Alice, I mean, Alice got rid of her competition. 655 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,240 Her cheating husband. She gained a book deal. 656 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,959 The two of you did it together. 657 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,079 You're two sad, desperate, jealous-- 658 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,679 And then there was you, isn't there? 659 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,479 Meddling, meddling, meddling. 660 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,919 And you know what? It was wonderful. 661 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,559 It was wonderful. 662 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,239 "Bingo did it," she said. "Bingo did it." 663 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,359 It was a hole in one. 664 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,599 But you weren't satisfied, no. 665 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,279 Sadly, idiot that I am, 666 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,079 I wasn't scared of two randomers playing "Cluedo." 667 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,799 Oh, you underestimated us, didn't you? 668 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,279 Did I? 669 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:00,959 I'm not the one in an abandoned building site 670 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,399 with a murderer, detective. 671 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,839 Oh, but wait here for the police. 672 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,959 Oh, bollocks. 673 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:31,999 I hate you, Cowley. 674 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,879 Looks like the game's up for you. 675 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,639 Is it? 676 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,760 Because this is my get out of jail free card. 677 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,000 And the real reason I killed Tatiana. 678 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,519 Her business with Simon? 679 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,839 Have you got any idea 680 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,919 how it feels to be eclipsed at every single turn by your wife? 681 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,639 To watch her keep secret after secret after secret 682 00:38:55,640 --> 00:39:00,199 to pocket thousands with her pseudo daddy figure 683 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,679 whilst you struggle to keep your business afloat? 684 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,759 Do you? Do you know how that feels? 685 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,679 Well, Simon's not going to touch me when I have this 686 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,879 because on here somewhere. 687 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,679 are all his contacts, all Tatiana's contacts, 688 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,439 all their sordid little dirty secrets, 689 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,279 all of their pick-ups and drop-offs. 690 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,159 And it's worth a lot of money, 691 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,559 a lot of protection. 692 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,519 That's what the password unlocks. 693 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,359 You need to give it to me 694 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,599 before you fall and break your neck. 695 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,319 You fucking bitch! 696 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,599 Tuppence! 697 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:02,159 Okay? 698 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,479 What's he doing, Tommy? Should we-- 699 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,679 - No, no, don't. Don't! No! - No! 700 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,720 - Hi. - Come on. Give them here, love. 701 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,959 I thought you were only staying a couple of weeks. 702 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,679 I am, it's just a few bits. 703 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,399 No, it isn't. Madam's got a lot of baggage. 704 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:36,679 In every sense of the word. 705 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:37,720 Oi! 706 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:42,559 Have you seen this? 707 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,159 No. It's very analog of you. 708 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,759 Wow. 709 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,799 "Businessman Simon Dalvi revealed 710 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,359 as drug-smuggling kingpin." 711 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:52,919 That's what Lina's snooping revealed. 712 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,239 - The real business. - Yeah. 713 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:58,679 Just Tatiana had a lot of secrets. 714 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,680 No one's perfect, I suppose. 715 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,479 Um, and actually, on that note, 716 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,639 I wanted to say sorry for... 717 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,079 running off like that the other night. 718 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,039 I was, um, I don't know... 719 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,880 - Being Tuppence? - Yeah. 720 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,960 What about, um, your husband? 721 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,759 Uh, yeah, I spoke to Julius, 722 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,519 and I told him that I needed more time to think. 723 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,720 So if he wants to speak, he can come to me. 724 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,279 Drink? 725 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,000 Always. 726 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,119 To being flatmates. 727 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,039 And business partners. 728 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,559 Business partners? 729 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,399 Well, thanks to the money that Bingo gave us, 730 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:48,320 I might have invested in a little something. 731 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:51,759 To Blunt's Brilliant Detectives. 732 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,519 No, wait, what have you done? 733 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,759 Aunt Ada: And so, my darlings, 734 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:59,520 it seems our obsession with crime prevails. 735 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,479 And everyone caught up in it cannot help 736 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,120 but be irrevocably changed. 737 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:09,880 For better... 738 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,840 ...or worse. 739 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,039 Because, after all, 740 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:22,080 our world isn't simply a dream or a nightmare. 741 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,240 It's just life. 742 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,399 Complicated... 743 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,239 Wow. 744 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:36,719 Aunt Ada: ...blunt, and brilliant. 745 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:39,040 Just like our two detectives. 746 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:48,159 Now, if only I didn't go and get murdered, 747 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,080 I could have joined in the fun. 748 00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:58,240 To be continued, of course. 749 00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:02,519 {\an8}This is Blunt's, isn't it? 750 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,039 {\an8}Do be careful. 751 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,559 {\an8}You might be about to meet a murderer. 752 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,920 If it isn't Hampstead's answer to "Hot Fuzz." 753 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,039 We're not at university anymore. 754 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,559 - We're adults. - I know we're adults. 755 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,239 My husband wants a divorce, Tommy. 756 00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:17,479 This is some great tea, by the way. 757 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,679 - Uh, Timmy, was it? - Um, it's Tommy. 758 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,759 Sure. 759 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,639 Aunt Ada: Stop expecting your suspects to tell you what they were. 760 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:28,119 Instead, you need to talk to the dead. 761 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,239 Oh! 762 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,159 Get out! 763 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,840 Stop! 764 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,039 Do you think we're, like, actually really good at this? 765 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,040 Yeah.